Sunday, March 20, 2011

Best Worst Restaurant Review

I wrote my "place" piece on Outback Steakhouse. I had several setbacks and the end product, much like Outback Kookaburra Wings, was disappointingly bland. I think if I had read this brilliant restaurant review in Vanity Fair first, I might have been more inspired. The review gives great descriptions of the place, the food and the people. One of my favorite paragraphs starts:

Twenty minutes later, possibly under their own steam, the snails arrive. Vesuvian, they bubble and smoke in a magma of astringent garlic butter and parsley. We grasp them with the spring-loaded specula and gingerly unwind the dark gastropods, curling like dinosaur boogers.

I have found a new favorite writer and am committed to pushing my own writing a little harder.

1 comment:

  1. I don't know Amanda - I think this line may top it for me:

    "The cramped tables are set with labially pink cloths, which give it a colonic appeal and the awkward sense that you might be a suppository."

    Thanks for sharing this piece!

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